oh lordy lord
did you know that Obama stole christmas?
Well according to this awesome children’s novel he did
“With simple sentences and colorful drawings that should appeal to four-year-olds and Tea Partiers alike, The Liberal Clause tells the story of how a small town is taken over by the Liberal Party of Elves and their leaders Elf Peloosi, Barry “Liberal Clause” Obama and his wife “Lichelle”.” sourced via gawker
Now I looked on amazon, but to my disappointment they don’t have it. I will try to get my hands on a copy or two somehow….. I found the website where I can order them from, this is going to be a very merry christmas indeed….
Now this looks like a cheap south park copy…..
Even our favorite genocidal dictator Stalin approves of this….. I am slightly disappointed that Hitler doesnt appear in this…
Liberal Claus is so awesome, he hangs out with “Chariman Mao” (that’s not a typo btw) and Rev. Blight….
In addition to supporting lazy Elf unions who manufacture shoddy toys, the Liberal Clause sells the town to the greedy “Hineese,” for a big sack of cash with which to buy himself a new sleigh
Mr. Snore Talks About the Global Warming Myth
I Find it rather funny that the “don’t tread on me” flag looks like a pile of shit lol
Eventually, the story climaxes with the defeat of the Liberal Party of Elves at the hands of a “Christmastution”-waving Tea Party. Just like in real life!
We can’t wait to see the Tea Party version of the Hanukkah Story, with the Tea Party Patriots playing the role of the Maccabees who fight evil Al Gore to keep him from replacing all their lamp oil with wind turbines. In the meantime, you can buy your own copy of The Liberal Clause for just $19.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling – sourced via gawker
